Today my professor told me she’s working on getting me into an internship this summer for shark research.
Florida anglers who had hoped to avoid publicity after catching a giant mako shark from the beach last week might have succeeded had they not stopped for gas on the way home–with the enormous predator spilling from the bed of their pickup truck.
Presumably, the Polks hoped to keep news of their latest catch quiet because the shark-conservation movement has become so vocal in recent years. Sharks are slow to reproduce and vulnerable to overfishing, and many species are believed to be in steep decline.
Fuck this shit. I hope these people get mercury poisoning from that poor, murdered shark.
Joel McHale & Billy Eichner (X)